catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via beyoncescock)

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

(via fake-mermaid)

cknd:

It would be so cool to be able to see an album of all the pictures you’ve accidentally photobombed in public

(Source: CKND, via trust)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

(Source: averagefairy, via trust)

miscaitlin:

teachers put the ass in assignments

(via seedy)

pinkmanjesse:

does anyone else get really anxious during the weekends because you’re aware of how poorly you’re spending your free time and you know that there’s something more productive you could be doing but you just can’t think of anything so you continue to be on the computer

(Source: thursday, via seedy)

solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

(via seedy)

unclefather:

family members: how’s school? how are relationships? how are your grades? how is work? how are you doing?

me:

(Source: unclefather, via ruinedchildhood)

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

(via bastille)

pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

(Source: naotarou, via bastille)